These Are the Top 10 Reasons
Why Haitians Can NOT be Terrorists...
1.) 6:00 am is too damned early for us to be up.
2.) We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
3.) The good looking people on the plane distract us.
4.) We are looooooud. We talk loudly and and attract too much attention to ourselves.
5.) With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we were there & loose track of the mission.
6.) Since We talk with our hands, we would have to put our weapons down.
7.) We would ALL want to fly the plane and argue over who gets to be the pilot
8.) We would start several fights in the plane.
9.) We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
10.) We would have put our Haitian flag on the windshield !!!!!
2.) We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
3.) The good looking people on the plane distract us.
4.) We are looooooud. We talk loudly and and attract too much attention to ourselves.
5.) With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we were there & loose track of the mission.
6.) Since We talk with our hands, we would have to put our weapons down.
7.) We would ALL want to fly the plane and argue over who gets to be the pilot
8.) We would start several fights in the plane.
9.) We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
10.) We would have put our Haitian flag on the windshield !!!!!
